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The Day I Beat McKluskey

by Mighty McGuiggans

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It's a drop of the pure for courage, & it's Sláinte one & all! I hit the bully on the nose, & made the bully fall. The day I beat McKluskey, I could hold me head up high; It's a day that I'll remember well until the day I die. I'm not the biggest person, or the bravest that you'll meet, But the bully called McKluskey is a terror in the street. I try to mind me business and be kind to every soul, But drunk or sober that McKluskey's nothing but a troll. It's a drop of the pure for courage, & it's Sláinte one & all! I hit the bully on the nose, & made the bully fall. The day I beat McKluskey, I could hold me head up high; It's a day that I'll remember well until the day I die. Now I buys a bottle o' whiskey every Friday after work, And walking home, I often find McKluskey with a smirk Who grabs me by the ear or slams a fist into me nose, Then takes the bottle o' whiskey & then off McKluskey goes! It's a drop of the pure for courage, & it's Sláinte one & all! I hit the bully on the nose, & made the bully fall. The day I beat McKluskey, I could hold me head up high; It's a day that I'll remember well until the day I die. McKluskey was a stealthy one, and so I lived in fear; I never knew if I were safe, or if that fiend was near. Those freckled fists were somewhere waitin' for me face to beat; McKluskey was the meanest twelve year old you'd ever meet! It's a drop of the pure for courage, & it's Sláinte one & all! I hit the bully on the nose, & made the bully fall. The day I beat McKluskey, I could hold me head up high; It's a day that I'll remember well until the day I die. The day comes when enough's enough o' being pushed around. I'd suffer no more shame with that McKluskey on the ground! I took a drop o' the craythur for to hold me courage well, For that Colleen McKluskey is a little girl from hell! It's a drop of the pure for courage, & it's Sláinte one & all! I hit the bully on the nose, & made the bully fall. The day I beat McKluskey, I could hold me head up high; It's a day that I'll remember well until the day I die. McKluskey had it comin', but I had to be discreet. And sure enough, I saw her waitin' for me on the street. I punched her squarely in the nose, and knocked her from her chair, Then wheeled it back around the alley & rolled it down the stair! It's a drop of the pure for courage, & it's Sláinte one & all! I hit the bully on the nose, & made the bully fall. The day I beat McKluskey, I could hold me head up high; It's a day that I'll remember well until the day I die.

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The Day I Beat McKluskey

It's a drop of the pure for courage, & it's Sláinte one & all!
I hit the bully on the nose, & made the bully fall.
The day I beat McKluskey, I could hold me head up high;
It's a day that I'll remember well until the day I die.

I'm not the biggest person, or the bravest that you'll meet,
But the bully called McKluskey is a terror in the street.
I try to mind me business and be kind to every soul,
But drunk or sober that McKluskey's nothing but a troll.

It's a drop of the pure for courage, & it's Sláinte one & all!
I hit the bully on the nose, & made the bully fall.
The day I beat McKluskey, I could hold me head up high;
It's a day that I'll remember well until the day I die.

Now I buys a bottle o' whiskey every Friday after work,
And walking home, I often find McKluskey with a smirk
Who grabs me by the ear or slams a fist into me nose,
Then takes the bottle o' whiskey & then off McKluskey goes!

It's a drop of the pure for courage, & it's Sláinte one & all!
I hit the bully on the nose, & made the bully fall.
The day I beat McKluskey, I could hold me head up high;
It's a day that I'll remember well until the day I die.

McKluskey was a stealthy one, and so I lived in fear;
I never knew if I were safe, or if that fiend was near.
Those freckled fists were somewhere waitin' for me face to beat;
McKluskey was the meanest twelve year old you'd ever meet!

It's a drop of the pure for courage, & it's Sláinte one & all!
I hit the bully on the nose, & made the bully fall.
The day I beat McKluskey, I could hold me head up high;
It's a day that I'll remember well until the day I die.

The day comes when enough's enough o' being pushed around.
I'd suffer no more shame with that McKluskey on the ground!
I took a drop o' the craythur for to hold me courage well,
For that Colleen McKluskey is a little girl from hell!

It's a drop of the pure for courage, & it's Sláinte one & all!
I hit the bully on the nose, & made the bully fall.
The day I beat McKluskey, I could hold me head up high;
It's a day that I'll remember well until the day I die.

McKluskey had it comin', but I had to be discreet.
And sure enough, I saw her waitin' for me on the street.
I punched her squarely in the nose, and knocked her from her chair,
Then wheeled it back around the alley & rolled it down the stair!

It's a drop of the pure for courage, & it's Sláinte one & all!
I hit the bully on the nose, & made the bully fall.
The day I beat McKluskey, I could hold me head up high;
It's a day that I'll remember well until the day I die.

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released January 27, 2023

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Mighty McGuiggans Fort Wayne, Indiana

The Mighty McGuiggans combine lively Irish fun with originals, plus tunes from the likes of Flogging Molly, The Pogues, Dropkick Murphys, etc.

Gritty, real and beautiful, like a single malt scotch or a fine stout. Raucous drinking songs, beautiful ballads, hilarious songs that tell a story, & some pirate tunes to boot!

Every day is almost St. Paddy's Day!
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